Month: July 2003

The Stupidity of this Country

Portfolioso July 29, 2003 No Comments Rants

The United States has posted a $25 million reward for information leading to Saddam’s capture or death and is expected to pay $30 million to the informant who led soldiers to his sons.

Doesn’t anyone think what some Iraqi will be doing with $25 million?? Hmm… Maybe using it to fund terrorism??? Honestly, it’s great that Saddam’s sons are dead and it’s great if we kill Saddam, but the rewards are such a waste of money. And people forget that even if Saddam is dead there is still plenty of resistance in Iraq. Saddam isn’t the only one in Iraq who hates the US, so if we killed him, many others (that are rich) would be willing to take over. Like Jay Leno once said: “The new book that lists all countries in the world that hate the US is the World Almanac.”

Edit: Iraq had no weapons. Saddam was a douche to his people but didn’t do anything to us as there was no link to terrorism, so why get involved? Bush fails.

Microsoft Windows Is A F****** Piece of Shit

Portfolioso July 28, 2003 No Comments Rants

Wow… Where do I begin?? By The way, I have posted about a Microsoft mishap already (it’s still in my old news section). I was complaining about Windows then and here’s another one.

My mom was typing something for work and I told her to check her email. So when I opened Internet Explorer, bingo… A complete system lockup.

Unfortunately my mom didn’t save her work and I had to rely on Microsoft Word’s autorecover (never rely on Microsoft) which is just as unreliable as the rest of Windows because it didn’t recover much.

Of course I got into a shitload of trouble because it’s all my fault that this happened as I am the one who coded Windows. (Sarcasm, if you didn’t know) But I’ll be forgiven.

Down with Microsoft – that unstable shit. If your computer doesn’t crash within the next minute, go to Microsuck.com

AHH! Lightning!

Portfolioso July 23, 2003 No Comments Useless Update

The classic summer thunderstorm yesterday… What better to do then to go golfing (not on a golf course you fool, I’m not that stupid)!!!! Well not the smartest idea but I did anyway.

Here I am thinking it is safe to go to the driving range during a storm. There was a little enclosed roof over it which kept the rain out and one side was closed and the other was open so you can (obviously) drive the balls out.

So we’re golfing for a while and what happens?? It gets really dark, starts pouring etc. etc. Out of nowhere, this giant bolt of lightning strikes the friggin field. I swear it was within 25 feet of me. Hmm… no wonder they say to stay away from gigantic open fields. And instantly, there was an extremely loud explosion. (Because anyone who is smart knows that the thunderclap is caused by the air expanding from the extreme heat of lightning and the further away, the slower the thunder reaches you because sound is slower then light and yada yada, you learn that in 3rd grade). I have never heard anything that caused pain before and that was it.

Tell me if you were any closer to a bolt of lightning before.

Finally, A New Post!

Portfolioso July 22, 2003 Useless Update

Yup. It’s been a while. First I was in Virginia (Not West Virginia Marc there’s a difference – lol) for like a week. The south’s really interesting… I have some really crazy ass shit to post from there but’ I’ll do that in September when people actually read my site. Then from Virginia I went to Atlantic City which turned my stomach because there were so many bums there its not even funny. I mean in Virginia they’re all like young and shit. In Atlantic City, most people are over 60, half dead with wheelchairs, etc. Not for me..

Anyway, then I came home for like a day and was too tired to post. After that I went to my Summer Shit tour and got killed in cards, almost got struck by lightning (that’s a whole new post) and things like that.

Well I’m back now so that’s all I have to say.

Pedro Martinez is a Bum

Portfolioso July 10, 2003 No Comments Rants

Pedro Martinez and the entire Red Sox organization can all go f*** themselves. First of all Pedro Martinez has no right to throw at Jeter and Soriano and hit them twice in a row. There’s no friggin way a pitcher that good with that control can possibly hit two people in a row. The fact that he threw it in the same exact location is puzzling also.

Then George Steinbrenner spoke out about how intentional that was and how Pedro should have been warned. I don’t blame the guy. If I owned a team, I wouldn’t want a bum throwing at my all-stars.

Then Pedro responds with:
“Georgie Porgie, he might buy the whole league, but he doesn’t have enough money to buy fear to put in my heart.”

Shut up bum!!! You are the one with some nerve to hit the players then you get pissed at him?

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