Author: Portfolioso


Apple Tablet Revealed


Breaking news! We here at portfolioso.com have obtained classified information from an undisclosed Apple employee. I would like to introduce a picture of the highly anticipated Apple Tablet:

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CRTs Suck


There needs to be a law where all CRTs are instantly banned. It’s 2010 and they have become completly useless. There’s absolutely no reason why any kind of display needs to have a huge ass bulky tube that shoots electrons onto a piece of phosphorous coating… It’s madness, and it’s been around since the 1940s.

I went to my living room to watch some TV, turn it on and hear the loudest, most annoying high frequency tone in my life. It drives me mad and it’s so loud I can’t even watch it. You don’t get that with LCD and OLED displays. It enraged me, because everyone else in this house is old and can’t hear it. Plus the pixels are huge. Awful.. Just awful.


No More Registrations


I just disallowed user registrations on this site. There is no point, since anyone can already comment on any post. It’s not like I have multiple people writing for me who need accounts. I keep getting email notices saying that some new person has registered. Well good for you for registering an account, but there is absolutely no point in having one, especially since less than 5 people read this blog. If you know me and need an account because you comment a lot and don’t want anyone else using your name, I’ll make you one. If you don’t know me, you’re SOL. Sorry.

Cablevision at it again


Good job morons. You just don’t get it. At the rate you guys drop networks, you won’t be carrying anything soon. Food Network and HGTV were dropped because Cablevision refused to pay a slightly increased per-subscriber fee to Scripps Networks Interactive (the parent company). I mean, not that I care or watch these channels, but the point is that this stupid cheap ass company always loves to piss off subscribers. It goes way back to 2002 with the YES Network.

I mean seriously – get FiOS already (if available) – it’s far superior. FiOS gives you something like 200 more channels. Those channels are completely uncompressed and look stunning. Their guide actually works snappily and doesn’t take 2 minutes to load. Cablevision likes to compress the signal because their tubes can’t hold as much bandwidth – meaning that their digital picture looks blocky. Even their HD looks gross. Don’t even get me started on internets. FiOS gives you faster upload speeds than Optimum Online and matching (or better) download speeds. Oh and it sucks if you live in Fairfield County Connecticut, because Cablevision is the best available carrier. AT&T and U-Verse are garbage.