Author: Portfolioso
Someone Get Me This Shirt!
I need this shirt and would absolutely spend the insane price of $35 for it without any problem:
I would post the link to buy it, but the website is in French and it looks like they removed it.
A-Rod, Hit The Fucking Home Run Already
Never fails. Every single time. Whenever A-Rod nears some historical milestone, he tries too hard and the pressure gets to his head. The man is useless right now and is an automatic out. The same exact thing happened for his 500th home run a few years ago, which caused A-Rod to go into an “0 for some high number slump.” Those special baseballs they are giving him are absolutely jinxed. Some voodoo shit on them or something, because the guy is 0-7 and swinging at pitches that are rolled to him like a bowling ball.
PS – what the fuck was that about, the Yankees getting 3 hit off of some no name 25 year old fresh out of AAA? Pathetic.
We’re An Equal Opportunity Employer But…
July 29, 2010
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Portfolioso
Translation: if you’re not a woman or minority, you need not apply. You all know this is a huge line of bullshit and they’re just saying they’re an equal opportunity employer because they have to be by law.
It’s probably a dude like me recruiting for this position. When I was working over at the paper last year, of course I didn’t want to hire a dude to replace me, so I hired the most qualified hot girl. This is probably why I am unemployed. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it?
If you’re really an equal opportunity employer, how about not suggesting who should apply? Precisely.