Category: Rants

Fucker Stole My WordPress Theme

January 31, 2011

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D-Rob you dog! First you ask me for help with WordPress then you jack the theme I’m using. What a dick.

Nah, just messin. iNove is GPL’d so I can’t say shit. Anyway, check out this little redheaded Jew’s entertainment blog: http://drobmedia.wordpress.com



Cell Phone Ban When Crossing the Street?

January 29, 2011

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CBS NY– After targetingdistracted drivers, some New York lawmakers want to go after distracted walkers. They are looking to ban them from using iPods, music players and cell phones while walking and crossing the street.

Who is this assclown Senator Kruger? Since when can’t I listen to music or talk while I walk? This is a bunch of nonsense. If people are too stupid to pay attention while walking and talking on a cell phone, they deserve to get hit by a car. But if you’re like me and can handle it just fine, it’s nonsense.

How about passing other laws, like forcing the MTA not to raise fares to like $563/month?

Obama: Become a Teacher (Yeah not really bro)

January 25, 2011

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Bunch of bullshit right here. It’s fucking impossible to get a teaching job right now. Teachers have it made – you work for like a year and then you’re tenured and it’s impossible to get fired. And with salaries around 100k/year, why would anyone leave? This is why the kids out of school can’t find teaching jobs. I had a bio teacher freshman year of HS who raped the entire high school and they just smiled at him.

Or, blindly listen to hm like 90% of people do, then spend 5 years working as a TA only to get laid off and collect 2 years of unemployment that this government has no money to pay for because all we do is print fucking money and devalue the dollar. Christ.

Don’t become a teacher: become an engineer or some shit.This guy has no idea what the hell he’s talking about.This is why I’m an anarchist.

My Host Sucks

January 10, 2011

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We have scheduled the integration of this additional UPS on Monday January 10th, 2011 at 9 AM EST (UTC-5). The integration will be completed within two hours. No down time is expected during this integration because this new system has been already successfully inspected and stress tested by a third party. However, in a worst-case scenario, up to 25% of the servers in our data center may experience a brief loss of power and reboot themselves automatically. We do not expect this to happen, but we are well-prepared in case it does. We have scheduled a special standby response team that will take action as needed to minimize the impact of any problems that arise during this work.

Minimal downtime my ass. 54 minutes of downtime for the ENTIRE datacenter, not just 25% of servers. Plus the server load sucks dick half of the day on my server. Christ. If it wasn’t dirt cheap and I had more than 4 regular visitors, I’d switch it in a heartbeat.

It’s Utterly Disgusting in Here Right Now

January 7, 2011

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I think I’m taking a second lunch break because I need to get the hell out of here. Absolutely nasty in this office. First of all, I shit you not – our thermostat is showing that it’s 83 degress. I’m sweating bullets in here. It’s fuckin 29 and snowing outside and it’s like God damn Ecuador in here.

Second, someone here probably shit his or her pants because it smells gross. And the person tried covering it up with air freshener. So now i smell a shitty, fragrance-y mess show. Gross. It’s like Snooki in here.