Category: Rants


Cell Phone Ban When Crossing the Street?


CBS NY– After targetingdistracted drivers, some New York lawmakers want to go after distracted walkers. They are looking to ban them from using iPods, music players and cell phones while walking and crossing the street.

Who is this assclown Senator Kruger? Since when can’t I listen to music or talk while I walk? This is a bunch of nonsense. If people are too stupid to pay attention while walking and talking on a cell phone, they deserve to get hit by a car. But if you’re like me and can handle it just fine, it’s nonsense.

How about passing other laws, like forcing the MTA not to raise fares to like $563/month?

Obama: Become a Teacher (Yeah not really bro)


Bunch of bullshit right here. It’s fucking impossible to get a teaching job right now. Teachers have it made – you work for like a year and then you’re tenured and it’s impossible to get fired. And with salaries around 100k/year, why would anyone leave? This is why the kids out of school can’t find teaching jobs. I had a bio teacher freshman year of HS who raped the entire high school and they just smiled at him.

Or, blindly listen to hm like 90% of people do, then spend 5 years working as a TA only to get laid off and collect 2 years of unemployment that this government has no money to pay for because all we do is print fucking money and devalue the dollar. Christ.

Don’t become a teacher: become an engineer or some shit.This guy has no idea what the hell he’s talking about.This is why I’m an anarchist.

My Host Sucks


We have scheduled the integration of this additional UPS on Monday January 10th, 2011 at 9 AM EST (UTC-5). The integration will be completed within two hours. No down time is expected during this integration because this new system has been already successfully inspected and stress tested by a third party. However, in a worst-case scenario, up to 25% of the servers in our data center may experience a brief loss of power and reboot themselves automatically. We do not expect this to happen, but we are well-prepared in case it does. We have scheduled a special standby response team that will take action as needed to minimize the impact of any problems that arise during this work.

Minimal downtime my ass. 54 minutes of downtime for the ENTIRE datacenter, not just 25% of servers. Plus the server load sucks dick half of the day on my server. Christ. If it wasn’t dirt cheap and I had more than 4 regular visitors, I’d switch it in a heartbeat.

It’s Utterly Disgusting in Here Right Now


I think I’m taking a second lunch break because I need to get the hell out of here. Absolutely nasty in this office. First of all, I shit you not – our thermostat is showing that it’s 83 degress. I’m sweating bullets in here. It’s fuckin 29 and snowing outside and it’s like God damn Ecuador in here.

Second, someone here probably shit his or her pants because it smells gross. And the person tried covering it up with air freshener. So now i smell a shitty, fragrance-y mess show. Gross. It’s like Snooki in here.

What The Fuck, Firefox on Windows 7


What the hell did they do with the up one level button in the file picker? Do you know how much of a pain in the balls it is to go to the parent folder? Legithad to type it in the location bar, backspace a little and press enter. Jesus Christ. It works like a charm in Google Chrome. Google Chrome is urinating all the F over Firefox lately. Firefox just gets shittier by the day. It’s slow, it’s clunky. The more I use Google Chrome the more amazing it is.

Ok before I go all off on Firefox, looks like it’s a Windows 7 thing and Firefox is using the native file picker. I mean I love Windows 7 to death, but Christ, this was an awful thing to remove. Google was like screw that, we’re using our own file picker so people like me can go up one level when we want.

Can someone explain to me how I go up one level to the previous folder in this bitch ass operating system:

PS – Firefox 4 still sucks. The fact that each tab is not its own process is a bunch of balls. It’s memory usage is a fat pig. Ugh. See this is the problem. Firefox was the shit. When IE was a joke, it was amazing. When they found out IE was such a piece and that any intelligent computer user ignored it, they just started slacking. Slacking so badly that Google Chrome came out of nowhere and lapped them. Sad day indeed. But good for Google. They have some good shit.