Category: Rants
Get This Dried Squid Away From Me
makanan hasil laut = seafood in Indonesian
Some dude came up to me at work and asked me if I wanted to try something. He didn’t say what it was, but I looked at it and it was a fishy smelling piece of shoe leather. So I ate it and almost insta-puked all over the office. Dried squid. Yech.
What the hell is the purpose of dried squid? Absolutely disgusting. It was like chewing on a piece of salty, fishy leather. Fucking mummified squid. Then it kind of got mushy with saliva and was all chewy and shit. Then my hand smelled all fishy for the rest of the day and Purell wouldn’t even get rid of it.
Come on, who would eat this crap? I can understand if it’s the year 1400 and you’re on a pirate ship sailing across the ocean for two months and there’s no refrigeration. But it’s 2010. Want a snack? Nibble on some pretzels or some shit.
We all know the only legitimate way squid should be eaten is fried calamari. End of story.
These Morons Messed Up Our Office Carpet
I get off the elevator this morning to walk out onto my floor and almost trip over some jackass’ tools because they’re putting new flooring carpet tiles down. Ok whatever, I’m all for building improvement.
The floor has been ripped up for weeks and it looked like asshole. Except when I walked into the hallway later in the day, I almost flipped out.
Just look at this shit. Guys can’t even lay carpet tile right. This is an absolute outrage. You know how badly this annoys my OCD ass? It’s clear that the black border is supposed to go around the walls. What the fuck! There’s no wall there – it just goes straight across the floor. It should have gone around the corner. For fuck’s sake construction people, learn how to put down some carpet. Jeez. And why is it two colors? The eff man? Learn some design. Learn common sense.
Absolutely disgusting, disgraceful and awful. Rip that shit up and do it over assmunches.
This News 12 Poll is Full of Shit
How full of shit is this poll? I happen to be in a Cablevision/Optonline household right now and News 12 happens to be on and they were like oh go vote on this poll:
First off, News 12 is God awful, but that’sanotherrant. Second of all, the government is fucking awful.
No way this is representative of the population or anywhere near accurate. ou know how many alcoholics we have up in this bitch? Goes to show you a bunch of 67 year old, boring losers vote on these things. Seriously, who votes on a News 12 poll? Stupid Cablevision bastards block this shitty ass website from other isps unless you’re a Cablevision customer anyway.
Fuck News 12, Cablevision, Jim Dolan. It’s inferior.
Dear Assholes Over at Verizon Wireless:
Remember how your phones used to suck balls in the pre-smartphone days? Remember how long it took you morons to get anything decent? I do. Then you got the Motorola Droid in Fall 2009. Pure Google experience. Phone was epic win. The phone (for its time) was amazing. Yes, it’s not the best designed and it is pretty slow and crappy now but you know what? I like it better than any Android on Verizon today. Now, you are releasing shitty phones with old versions of Android. The Droid X is a huge tablet and the HTC Incredible is ruined with SenseUI. It has no hope of getting upgraded. And why.. why WHY did the Galaxy S get released with Android 2.1
Know what I am jealous as hell over? This:
I borderline might switch over to T-Mobile because of the Nexus S, Google’s latest gem with Android 2.3 Gingerbread. The thing is sleek and it’s stacked. Front camera, 1Ghz processor, 16gigs of storage, HD video, no bloatware, updates directly from Google… That’s an Android phone. Not this bullshit like the Droid Incredible, DroidX and Samsung Galaxy.
Seriously. Let’s say Google releases a new version of Android. The Nexus gets it right away. Verizon phones with bloatware will not get it for another 4-5 months because first, the manufacturer needs to modify it with its latest bloatware skin. Then Verizon gets it and has to add their shit to it. by the time the consumer gets it, Google’s halfway to the next version. And the fragmentation continues! I was so jealous when the Nexus One came out. It’s a shame Google botched that up royally. 1) Selling it from their own site was a flop and 2) should have partnered with more carriers.
So you dopey fools at Verizon:
- Keep sucking the phone manufacturer’s d’s and installing their shit ass custom UIs (Sense and MotoBlur). Pure garbage
- If you partner with Bing, I’m going to kill a kitten
- Keep getting phones with old ass versions of Android. Seriously? Why are NEW phones being released with Android 1.6 and 2.1? Pathetic.
- VCast App Store? What a joke
Happy New Year, Love the MTA
January 1, 2011
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