Finally, A New Post!

July 22, 2003

Useless Update

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Yup. It’s been a while. First I was in Virginia (Not West Virginia Marc there’s a difference – lol) for like a week. The south’s really interesting… I have some really crazy ass shit to post from there but’ I’ll do that in September when people actually read my site. Then from Virginia I went to Atlantic City which turned my stomach because there were so many bums there its not even funny. I mean in Virginia they’re all like young and shit. In Atlantic City, most people are over 60, half dead with wheelchairs, etc. Not for me..

Anyway, then I came home for like a day and was too tired to post. After that I went to my Summer Shit tour and got killed in cards, almost got struck by lightning (that’s a whole new post) and things like that.

Well I’m back now so that’s all I have to say.

Pedro Martinez is a Bum


Pedro Martinez and the entire Red Sox organization can all go f*** themselves. First of all Pedro Martinez has no right to throw at Jeter and Soriano and hit them twice in a row. There’s no friggin way a pitcher that good with that control can possibly hit two people in a row. The fact that he threw it in the same exact location is puzzling also.

Then George Steinbrenner spoke out about how intentional that was and how Pedro should have been warned. I don’t blame the guy. If I owned a team, I wouldn’t want a bum throwing at my all-stars.

Then Pedro responds with:
“Georgie Porgie, he might buy the whole league, but he doesn’t have enough money to buy fear to put in my heart.”

Shut up bum!!! You are the one with some nerve to hit the players then you get pissed at him?


Amazing…


Amazing! They said fuck on Comedy Central. Go South Park!!

Try My Challenge


Try My Challenge (Detailed instructions Included on that page)

Boy do I have a challenge for you!! You must try to steal an animated gif image from me and boy is it hard. (I know how to do it though)

Use any method (except a screen snapshot) to do so. Try dragging the image, viewing my source, right clicking, etc. etc. Don’t spend too much time on it though because you’ll never get it. Aren’t I special??? I’ll be thoroughly impressed with those who figure it out…

Edit 3/2005: This is so easy to do now. So you’re not special anymore.

Edit 2009: Wow, I was a kid. What a stupid moron I was back then.

Curb your Enthusiasm Clips


If you didn’t know, Curb your Enthusiasm is an extremely funny show running on HBO.

Anyway the link below should take you to some funny sound clips

Funny Curb Your Enthusiasm sound clips here (Dead link removed: 6/2009)