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The West Coast Doesn’t Give a Shit About Jersey Shore

July 30th, 2010 10:19am No comments

Image Credit: Some website (I don't remember which one and I'm not going around doing research so sue me)

..and neither do I. Look at all these tweets at 10PM EST when the show ran on the east coast. Then look at 1AM (10PM PST), when it ran on the west coast.

See this is the problem. Out in California, you have chill surfer bros who just bro out all day long at the beach and have a good time and don’t bother anyone. Then you get Long Island/Jersey/Westchester with its orange guidos going around fighting people and being like “What’s up brah? GTL.”

If New York wasn’t the best city in this country, I’d be moving to the west coast yesterday*. It just seems to be legit out there.

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We’re An Equal Opportunity Employer But…

July 29th, 2010 10:46pm No comments

Translation: if you’re not a woman or minority, you need not apply. You all know this is a huge line of bullshit and they’re just saying they’re an equal opportunity employer because they have to be by law.

It’s probably a dude like me recruiting for this position. When I was working over at the paper last year, of course I didn’t want to hire a dude to replace me, so I hired the most qualified hot girl. This is probably why I am unemployed. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it?

If you’re really an equal opportunity employer, how about not suggesting who should apply? Precisely.

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Someone Get Me This Shirt!

July 28th, 2010 12:29pm 1 comment

I need this shirt and would absolutely spend the insane price of $35 for it without any problem:

I would post the link to buy it, but the website is in French and it looks like they removed it.

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