Month: July 2010


Someone Get Me This Shirt!


I need this shirt and would absolutely spend the insane price of $35 for it without any problem:

I would post the link to buy it, but the website is in French and it looks like they removed it.

Android App of the Week: Gmote


Gmote for Android: A remote for your PC’s media. Via WiFi, you install a server on your PC and it syncs to it via WiFi. You can then browse your C drive for music or videos and play them on your PC or stream it to your phone. (Videos don’t really stream to the phone, depending on the codec).

Don’t expect an iTunes/Winamp/Media Player replacement over here. It plays the videos in a ghetto ass java window, and it plays music on your PC in the background (you can’t see it from your computer). Hell you can even install it on your sibling’s computer and mess with him/her. Anyway, this works well if you’re lazy like me and don’t want to get up.

This app also has a touchpad mode to control your mouse, so you can use it to advance PowerPoint presentations (seems like a waste of phone battery to me, since the screen would need to stay on).

Do I use it all the time? Nope. But it’s something cool to have that works well, especially when I get a new laptop with HDMI out and want to watch stuff on my TV.

Check out gmote.org for more info.

(No screenshot today because I’m lazy. Wanna fight about it?)


A-Rod, Hit The Fucking Home Run Already


Never fails. Every single time. Whenever A-Rod nears some historical milestone, he tries too hard and the pressure gets to his head. The man is useless right now and is an automatic out. The same exact thing happened for his 500th home run a few years ago, which caused A-Rod to go into an “0 for some high number slump.” Those special baseballs they are giving him are absolutely jinxed. Some voodoo shit on them or something, because the guy is 0-7 and swinging at pitches that are rolled to him like a bowling ball.

PS – what the fuck was that about, the Yankees getting 3 hit off of some no name 25 year old fresh out of AAA? Pathetic.

How To Internet


I probably shouldn't be writing this on boards and then walking away.

This is Why Kids are Stupid These Days


See this is why kids these days are so fucking stupid: they aren’t even learning the alphabet right thanks to these assinine signs. Remember those signs that were taped up around the classroom with the letters and a picture? A is for apple. B is for bee. C is for cat…. Yeah. Well, every time I see this shit in a classroom where I work, I rage:

D is for dog. Okay, that’s fine.

E is for… Ed? What the fuck is that? Why isn’t E for elephant or something simple? Why the fuck is it for Ed? Who says that dude is an Ed? Maybe he’s a Bob.

F is for… Two children playing, a ball and the sun

H is for hat

I is for Monkey. It took me a few seconds to realize that the monkey was scratching his balls and that I was for itch. Really? How do you draw an itch? ICE CREAM, you shitpiles!

J is for jug

U is for arrow (yes, I know it should be up, but be easier. What ever happened to umbrella?)

V is for car (van? really?)

W is for a cloud blowing shit. How about Watermelon?

X is for Fox? I don’t know about your language, but in English, fox doesn’t start with the letter X, asshole.

Y is for crayon. What about yarn?

Z is for zebra.

And my favorite? K is for Kodak with a picture of a camera (I don’t have the image). I don’t know about you, but I don’t call my camera a Kodak. Therefore, K is not for Kodak you shitfreak! Since when do we start using company names to teach kids the alphabet? K is for fuckin kangaroo or something like that.

For fucks sake, if I were the teacher, I wouldn’t hang this shit on my classroom walls? It’s straight up ignorant.