Month: October 2003


Pedro Martinez Sucks


This isn’t the first time I have posted a message about this bum. In case any of you have missed it, during today’s ALCS game Pedro decided to be an asshole (like he always is – see my other post in my Old News section for more info about what he did last time.) After both benches were warned about not hitting players intentionally, Roger Clemens threw a pitch nowhere near some Red Sox Player. It was not intentional but this bum instigated and complained to the umpire that it was intentional. Pedro then came out and motioned to a Yankee that he’d throw a pitch right at their head to retaliate. Shortly after, he grabbed Don Zimmer, the Yankees’ bench coach, by the neck and threw him to the floor. This is uncalled for. You don’t throw an elderly person to the floor. And don’t tell me Don Zimmer was attacking him. Even if he was, how can a 72 year old harm an animal??? Pedro is a sneaky, slimy idiot who should be fined for doing stupid things. He complains about every little thing to umpires.

Pedro Martinez sucks and so do the Red Sox. Everyone on that team and all the fans have an extremely bad attitude. The hell with Pedro Martinez and The hell with the Red Sox. Let the curse of the Bambino live on. (And I’m toning this down too, I wish I could write what I’m really thinking)


Anti-Cablevision Site Removed


After approximately a year and a half, my Anti-Cablevision Site has been removed from the web on October 8, 2003. During the time the site existed, it has served its many useful purposes. Now due to a lack of traffic and Cablevision’s improvements, I have decided to remove it. If it were not for that company, this website would not exist because I taught myself HTML on the other one. I came a long way, as the original site was only one page. Using all my HTML experience from there, I created this site.

Here’s some good advice… Hate something? Be a muckraker and make a very embarrassing website about it. It worked for Cablevision and why wouldn’t it work for you??

California is Weird


I just realized California is a weird ass state. First of all, they recall governors whenever they feel like it. Also no normal state has 100+ candidates running for governor. Other weird things: California banned the SATs, minors are under the age of 18 (it’s 16 in most other states), you can’t shoot game from a moving vehicle and can’t set mousetraps outside your home. I’m sure they’re others but I can’t be bothered looking them up. Weird…

What Should I Call This?


Joe: “A man walked into a bar”
Catania: “Ouch”

Yes, we realize that its very old, but it strikes us funny….

Help Me


Ok. I’m sitting here writing this post, writing an essay and watching the Yankees make sloppy fielding errors all at the same time. Not too bad… But what scares me most is the fact that I have chemistry lab tomorrow. See, I love labs and really wouldn’t mind spending the entire six hours and thirty six minutes there. The only thing is, I don’t want to be severely wounded by none other then…. Marc!!!! Yes, that’s right. He almost set my first lab report on fire (because he didn’t master the concept of the match), spilled limewater on my hand, and almost broke numerous beakers, test tubes and other glassware. I was going to dedicate a page to his lab blunders, but I can’t right now. There goes lab safety… Sure everything’s (not) going to be okay. Well, at least I’ll get to have a good laugh… It is kind of funny.