Author: Portfolioso
Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit
Sitting in church today. Let me summarize the Gospel reading in 5 bullet points:
- Dude owns a vineyard and has some laborer workers
- Dude pays normal laborers their usual wage for 8 hours work
- Later in the day, dude hires more laborers. They only work 1 hour but get paid the same wages as those who worked all day
- Laborers who worked all day complained that they should get paid more than slackers who only worked one hour
- Dude tells them to fuck off and he can pay anyone whatever he wants
Fuck that noise. This goes against everything I believe in. I am fair. If you work all day, you get paid more than the slackers working one hour. End of story. The laborers should have told the vineyard owner to go fuck himself and then should have proceeded in sabotaging thevineyard.
This landowning dickwad is a real tricky bastard. He’s like… “You jokers who worked all day already agreed to this wage, so suck it.I am choosing to be generous for the others.” The only exception is if those who worked 1 hour are more highly skilled or did better work. But if they’re all the same, that’s fucked up to get paid the same to do less.
This can be compared to today’s shit economy. I work hard all day to pay people’s welfare. They sit at home, do nothing and get paid. I work. Life sucks.
The NY Mets Are The Lowest Organization Known To Man
Are you fucking kidding me? The Mets are selling $12 tickets on Groupon for $7. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. What a fucking joke. It’s September. They’re like 34.5 games behind. Their season is over for the next 6 years. No one gives a shit and a half about the New York Mets. Get the hell out of my city. This is an embarrassment to New York. We are too classy for this.
PS -I’m pretty sure middle school football teams charge more money for games than the Mets are. Scratch that. Elementary school.
Typical Sluts…
September 20, 2011
Useless Update
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Portfolioso
So.
Typical.
The average woman doesn’t know anything about Excel. That’s all.