Author: Portfolioso
Portfolioso.com v2 Gone For Good
“And ya done.” I just deleted my entire website because it fucking sucked. V3 will launch October 1st. Stay tuned, my friends. Big things are coming.
The homepage of portfolioso.com has been replaced with this teaser countdown:
No, Abusers, I will not use Drupal. F that noise and Chuntl3y and his bitch ass IS classes.
Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit
Sitting in church today. Let me summarize the Gospel reading in 5 bullet points:
- Dude owns a vineyard and has some laborer workers
- Dude pays normal laborers their usual wage for 8 hours work
- Later in the day, dude hires more laborers. They only work 1 hour but get paid the same wages as those who worked all day
- Laborers who worked all day complained that they should get paid more than slackers who only worked one hour
- Dude tells them to fuck off and he can pay anyone whatever he wants
Fuck that noise. This goes against everything I believe in. I am fair. If you work all day, you get paid more than the slackers working one hour. End of story. The laborers should have told the vineyard owner to go fuck himself and then should have proceeded in sabotaging thevineyard.
This landowning dickwad is a real tricky bastard. He’s like… “You jokers who worked all day already agreed to this wage, so suck it.I am choosing to be generous for the others.” The only exception is if those who worked 1 hour are more highly skilled or did better work. But if they’re all the same, that’s fucked up to get paid the same to do less.
This can be compared to today’s shit economy. I work hard all day to pay people’s welfare. They sit at home, do nothing and get paid. I work. Life sucks.
The NY Mets Are The Lowest Organization Known To Man
Are you fucking kidding me? The Mets are selling $12 tickets on Groupon for $7. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. What a fucking joke. It’s September. They’re like 34.5 games behind. Their season is over for the next 6 years. No one gives a shit and a half about the New York Mets. Get the hell out of my city. This is an embarrassment to New York. We are too classy for this.
PS -I’m pretty sure middle school football teams charge more money for games than the Mets are. Scratch that. Elementary school.
Quick Text Pasting Windows App (Because I’m a Lazy Ass)
September 26, 2011
Computer/ Tech Related
2 Comments
Portfolioso
Basically, I have a string of text that I need to paste over and over throughout the day. I always copy this text to my clipboard, but over the course of the day, I work with a lot of images and those end up copied to my clipboard – not the string of text I need. Then I have to go back into notepad and copy it all over again, which wastes a good 15 seconds. Fuck that noise. It takes too long. I want to be able to do this with hotkeys.
So I fired up VB.NET because that’s what lazy fuckers do. I haven’t written a Windows program since 2006 when shitty assed VB6 was all the rage and .NET is different, but whatever. I can figure anything out.
So what does this thing do? You enter text in the box of the app and minimize it. The program registers a global Windows hotkey (Control Alt Z) which will copy the text from the box to the clipboard. “Well that’s damnuseless… What a stupid assed program” Nope. It saves me time from stopping what I’m doing to find the original data and manually recopy. So even if I copied something else to my clipboard, all I have to do is hit Control-Alt-Z then Control-V and BAM my original data is pasted again. #winning
Download here
(This might need .NET 4 libraries to run, but I have no clue)