Author: Portfolioso
If You Stand Next to a 30 Foot Metal Pole in an Open Field In a Thunderstorm, You Deserve to Die
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRQcwi2ByMU
Is this video real, or is this some edited crap? If it is real, this kid deserves to be dead. What a fucking idiot. Shameful that the comments say he’s okay. One more moron wasting the oxygen on this planet.
Zzzzzz. Amy Winehouse Is Dead. Told Ya…
Didn’t I previously blog about this messface being a disaster? I know my shit.
CNN-Singer Amy Winehouse, infamous for erratic public behavior, arrests and drug problems, was found dead at her apartment in London Saturday, the UK Press Association reported. She was 27.
Winehouse died at the same age as four other music legends. Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison each died of drug overdoses when they were 27. Kurt Cobain was 27 when he committed suicide, soon after his release from rehab.
How dare CNN compares this lousy bitch to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain. That is an insult to the music industry. This woman was awful.You can be a druggie mess and make legendary music (like those four) or you can be a druggie mess and make whiny shitty music.
PS – My blog is the ultimate source of all wisdom. I’malways right about everything. People should listen to me.
Kill yoursel... Oh wait. Too soon?
Stop Defending This Fucking Heatwave
Want to know what the best part of this heatwave is? I got a the Epic Swarm Foursquare badge out of it. Otherwise, nothing.
Fuck the summer. You have to waste like millions of killowathours running ACs just to stay comfortable in small spaces, then when you walk out, it’s insta-hot. The trains and subways smell like sweat and the platforms are literally 125 degrees.
Here’s another fine excerpt of my laws of flawless logic. There is one reason why it’s better to be cold. You can always add more layers and get warm. Nuff said. If it’s hot and you’re ass naked, you’re still hot (but not as hot as me) and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Why are there like 40 people defending this shit?
Even the Rocknation dude called me out.
So I go on Facebook and people are like:
HEY all YOU hating on the heat: please take your negativity to antarctica because you’ll be complaining about the snow again in a good 5 months. embrace the sunshine.
1) I won’t be complaining about snow. 2) I can embrace the sunshine when its 70, not 104.
To those complaining about the heat….newsflash, it’s July. And it was snowing in March. Stop.
Suck it. It’s not 100 every day in July, and I like snow.
Winter: Boo hoo it’s so cold, my car’s stuck in the snow! Summer: Oh no, it’s so hot! I <3 summer and I’m not looking forward to winter at all.
Get a car that doesn’t get stuck in snow. Bam!
People make me laugh.
I Think I Just OD’d on The Office Coffee
July 25, 2011
Useless Update
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Portfolioso
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juzqd41fS5Q&start=03
The coffee in this office is out of control. I’m borderline tripping on a half of a cup right now:
BRB – checking into rehab with Dr. Drew.