Author: Portfolioso

If You Stand Next to a 30 Foot Metal Pole in an Open Field In a Thunderstorm, You Deserve to Die

July 24, 2011

Rants

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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRQcwi2ByMU

Is this video real, or is this some edited crap? If it is real, this kid deserves to be dead. What a fucking idiot. Shameful that the comments say he’s okay. One more moron wasting the oxygen on this planet.

 

Zzzzzz. Amy Winehouse Is Dead. Told Ya…

July 23, 2011

Music, Website Related

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Didn’t I previously blog about this messface being a disaster? I know my shit.

CNN-Singer Amy Winehouse, infamous for erratic public behavior, arrests and drug problems, was found dead at her apartment in London Saturday, the UK Press Association reported. She was 27.

Winehouse died at the same age as four other music legends. Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison each died of drug overdoses when they were 27. Kurt Cobain was 27 when he committed suicide, soon after his release from rehab.

How dare CNN compares this lousy bitch to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain. That is an insult to the music industry. This woman was awful.You can be a druggie mess and make legendary music (like those four) or you can be a druggie mess and make whiny shitty music.

PS – My blog is the ultimate source of all wisdom. I’malways right about everything. People should listen to me.

Kill yoursel... Oh wait. Too soon?

 

Even Kevin Rose Things MG Siegler Is a Douche

July 22, 2011

Computer/ Tech Related

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Go Kevin!

Stop Defending This Fucking Heatwave

July 22, 2011

Useless Update

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Want to know what the best part of this heatwave is? I got a the Epic Swarm Foursquare badge out of it. Otherwise, nothing.

Fuck the summer. You have to waste like millions of killowathours running ACs just to stay comfortable in small spaces, then when you walk out, it’s insta-hot. The trains and subways smell like sweat and the platforms are literally 125 degrees.

Here’s another fine excerpt of my laws of flawless logic. There is one reason why it’s better to be cold. You can always add more layers and get warm. Nuff said. If it’s hot and you’re ass naked, you’re still hot (but not as hot as me) and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Why are there like 40 people defending this shit?

Even the Rocknation dude called me out.

 

 

So I go on Facebook and people are like:

HEY all YOU hating on the heat: please take your negativity to antarctica because you’ll be complaining about the snow again in a good 5 months. embrace the sunshine.

1) I won’t be complaining about snow. 2) I can embrace the sunshine when its 70, not 104.

To those complaining about the heat….newsflash, it’s July. And it was snowing in March. Stop.

Suck it. It’s not 100 every day in July, and I like snow.

Winter: Boo hoo it’s so cold, my car’s stuck in the snow! Summer: Oh no, it’s so hot! I <3 summer and I’m not looking forward to winter at all.

Get a car that doesn’t get stuck in snow. Bam!

People make me laugh.

MG Siegler Is Fucktarded+ (And Random Apple Rants)

July 22, 2011

Computer/ Tech Related, Rants

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Fuck this dude MG Siegler. If you don’t know him, he’s a jackass Apple fanboy writer for TechCrunch. I wish I can ban this guy’s articles from my news feed, because they piss me off forever. This guy solely exists at TechCrunch to write three types of articles:

  • How amazing Apple is, no matter what piece of shit they release. (This is the reason I hate Apple Fanboys. I wouldn’t have a problem with Apple otherwise. Their products are pretty good actually. I just can’t use them because they’re too mainstream and people buy them as fashion statements. Fuck that noise. I feel like if I’ve been hating on Apple for so long that I’m forever ruined from getting Apple products because if I do, it makes me a hypocrite.) But I digress…
  • How shitty Android is
  • How evil Google is
Nothing else. This human has no other purpose on this planet except to whack off to Steve Jobs and urinate all over Google.
His latest blog entry rips on Google+ for not having proper support for brands and how they are assholes for banning profiles for brands and not people..Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssseeee me, snobby.It’s a PROFILE. It’s for people. Brands shouldn’t use it. Asswad.

His Asshole Blog -Earlier today, Google+ made a move to ban all accounts not actually tied to people but instead tied to brands. This wasn’t surprising, they’ve been saying they were going to do this it’s exactly why we never set up a TechCrunch account.Knowing this, Mashable created one anyway. And quickly amassed 100,000+ followers. Sure enough, Google banned the account this morning.But instead of that being the end of the story, Mashable changed the name and picture on the account to Pete Cashmore, the name of the CEO. Account restored.This goes beyondjackassery. This is fucktarded.

When Facebook launched, it was nothing but a wall and a profile, limited to people with .edu addresses. You have to start somewhere. Obviously they will be building brand pages soon. Fucking relax. Christ. I actually admire Google for keeping it simple at first. Test it out, see how it is perceived. Make sure it’s not a complete disaster like Wave or Buzz. Once it’s borderline successful, then add an API. Then add business pages. Then add apps. If you do too much at once, it will all be shitty.

PS – there’s rumor on the internets that Chinese bros are running knockoff Apple stores. Whatever. The Chinese pirate fucking everything. If it exists, the Chinese can will pirate it. I wouldn’t be surprised if they hacked Google, mirrored all their servers and named it Baidu. Did you ever see screenshots of Baidu mail? It’s like Gmail 2.0.