Month: August 2010
Another Reason Phillies Fans Suck Balls
Not only are Phillies fans bandwagoners, fat, droopy, ugly, mean or puke on fans, but now they do voodoo. And I’m not talking some old crone witch doctor. Kid is like 6 years old and he’s doing some Voldemort shit that caused Broxton to blow the save. This little devil bitch made me lose to Keith in fantasy baseball last week. You little shit.
I hate the Phillies so bad that I hate them worse than the Mets (and if you know me, I hate the fucking Mets.) I went to Philly once in Mets gear just to break balls and I almost got myself murdered.
Justin Bieber is a Stupid Little Shitbucket
Mashable – On Saturday, Justin Bieber broke a sacred rule: He tweeted everyone call me [number] or text to his 4.5 million followers. The number wasn’t his, though, and the boy it did belong to was inundated with thousands of calls from Bieber’s fans.
Gawker reports that the victim was Detroit teen Kevin Kristopik, who deleted his Twitter account shortly after tweeting, Thanks for giving out my # @justinbieber. Apparently Kristopik hacked Bieber’s friend Ryan Butler to uncover Bieber’s phone number, then did the crazed fan thing and texted him.
What a fucking little shit. Imagine this little pipsqueak tweeting your phone number and then you get 26,000 calls and texts as a result? I’d murder him! Kid’s phone is ruined now.
This was some kind of sick revenge? “You found out my phone number and now I am going to abuse my popularity to get millions of people 12 year old girls to spam the shit out of your phone?” No one deserves that shit, it’s plain rotten. Real men would just register the phone number for prank calls and shit, you know, minor stuff just to piss the person off. But you need to be a major league, full of yourself asshole to do this.
At the same time this Kristopik is a moron. You text Bieber? Really? What the hell do you want him in the a? Maybe this bro deserves humiliation. I can understand hacking a friend’s account, getting Bieber’s number and then using it to piss him off. But texting him? Find a woman bro.
Saturday Song of the Week: Cage the Elephant – Back Against the Wall
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT4Y2JleWrQ&feature=av2n
I rarely like new music – I’m more of a 90s early 2000s kind of guy. This is a few months old, but is catchy. PS this is being auto published. There is no way in hell I am awake at 9:30 on a Saturday.
Do My Images Align in Google Reader/ RSS feeds?
This is just a test post. I use Google Reader to read all of my RSS news from many different sites around the internets. Then I have this blog on there, and whenever I post stuff with images, they align like an asshole. So I think I fixed it, but it probably won’t work because I think I tried this fix last time and it didn’t so I was just like “to hell with Bill.” Nah that’s what Jay said. While on the roof. Ya know? Ya gotta joke around in this fuckin place. Hey if you don’t know what I’m talking about, oh well.
So yeah, this is a new paragraph. Don’t read this post, it makes no sense. it’s more of a test. And if you read this blog with Google Reader or any other RSS reader, let me know if that happy ass dude on the side is aligned left. Because that would be choice.
Oh one other thing. No lie, I colored the image to the left with my own right hand. Mad skills yo. Looks pimp, except for the shirt. That marker dried out so it looks like arss. And I know I went out of the lines on the sleeve. I tried to do a t-shirt thing but whatever.
To quote Lincoln (not Abe Lincoln, a much blacker Lincoln): “Throwing out dee old shit, same?”
Oh and stop putting your shit on the desktop. There’s an H:/ networked drive for a reason (read: you won’t lose your shit when I upgrade shit).
Problem, officer?
EDIT: And the answer. No they don’t. Fuckin A, B, C, D and E.
A Bunch of Bullshit
August 16, 2010
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