Year: 2010


Don’t Worry, Be Happy


Let me share a little wisdom with you all. Ready? If you’re worried about something, don’t and here’s why:

  • I used to worry about everything
  • The people I chilled with all the time never worried about anything. I’d go crazy planning shit, figuring things out, doing calculus and OCDing about the way I wanted everything to turn out.
  • The people I chilled with who never worried about anything or planned a thing always got what they wanted and everything worked out in their favor
  • If things didn’t work out in their favor, they shrugged it off until things did work out
    Stuff still didn’t work out for me and I was annoyed/pissed etc.
    So I stopped giving a shit
  • Even if I still didn’t get what I wanted (which was probably the case), at least I didn’t care as much, but usually things worked out better.
  • QED

If you keep worrying, not only will you get yourself sick, but you won’t get a job, guaranteed. This works for everything: not having money, trying to figure out accommodations, weekend plans, car problems, illness, stealing someone elses girlfriend, broken technology, plane crashes, comets, chupacabras, etc*

There you have it. Don’t freak out and things will be just fine. Freak out, and things will continue to suck, then you’ll get an ulcer. So stop giving a shit about everything and everything will be amazing.

*This doesn’t apply if you’re in deep shit. I am also not responsible for any harm that arises from you taking my advice to stop giving a shit. Some shit has to be given, just not a lot. This is a blog and I’m not a psychologist.


New Blog Feature: Related Posts


Thanks to a great WordPress plugin and some database magic, I enabled related posts on my blog. Under every post, you’ll see 5 other things I wrote that are similar to it.I enabled this on other WordPress blogs I managed, but didn’t get to it on this one. Well now I did.

So read on m’boy (or girl).

For Fucks Sake


First of all, fuck fucking WordPress and piece of shit Firefox. I was in the middle of an epic rant bashing Apple iOS 4’s multitasking and hit some keyboard shortcut and it lost everything.

Fuck Firefox for its stupid ass keyboard shortcut and fuck WordPress for not autosaving. Fuckin shit should model Google Docs and AJAX save every word I type in in realtime. Christ. Now I need to write this crap all over again.

And for fuck’s sake, get Google Chrome already. Firefox’s Javascript engine is slower than my grandma.


The Droid 2 Looks Kind Of Eh


EDIT: THIS INFO IS OUTDATED. The phone specs below were prototype and it’s not the official Droid 2.

Are the people at Motorola on crack? I’m reading articles on the Droid 2 and it looks absolutely no different than the original Droid. The “leaked specs” better be a joke, because it is a complete embarrassment. It’s original Droid with 2 minor hardware upgrades and no one in their right mind should pay to upgrade.

I mean are people at Motorola stupid? You don’t look at the HTC Droid Incredible specs, EVO 4G specs or iPhone 4 specs and try to beat them?I mean they took the original device, changed the keyboard, added a few hundred MHz to the processor. The Nexus One, Droid Incredible, iPhone and EVO 4G all have faster processors and have been out already (well not the iPhone 4 yet). And Motorola is going around releasing something worse than crap that’s been out for months. Awful.

Droid 2 Specs:

-Android 2.1 (really? no 2.2 froyo?)
-3.7″ screen
-750MHz OMAP processor (Big deal – the original Droid has a 550MHz processor)
-8GB internal memory
-8GB SD card preinstalled (Thanks, the Droid 1 came with double that)
-New keyboard
-5MP camera (no chage here)
-New version of Motoblur (What did I say about skinning Android? This sucks ass)
-No HDMI port
-No front facing camera

BIG DEAL… The processor gets upgraded from 550mhz to 750mhz and the keyboard changes a little. The camera is the same. They put that Motoblur swill on there to clog up the user interface. No HDMI or front camera. This is utter garbage and if it’s released, it’s dumb as hell.